Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

“One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking throu…”

“History isn't like that. History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has b…”

“Everywhere I look, I see something holy.”

“There is a lot of folklore about equestrian statues, especially the ones with r…”