Oh, lord. I was beginning to think like Neith. Soon I'd be huddled in an underground bunker eating army rations and cackling as I sewed together the pockets of all the boys who'd jilted me.

“Two U.S. Marine skeletons guarded the doors. They grinned down at us, rocket-pr…”

“Percy, lesser beings do many horrible things in the name of the gods. That does…”

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want t…”

“What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?""…”