Oh my gosh! Somebody get a can opener! I've got a god stuck in my head!

“Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?""Percy!" Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hu…”

“Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. U…”

“Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.”

“The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.Up unt…”