Oh, Papa. My heart’s broke.

“Try an’ try,” he said, “but when it comes day’s end, I can’t wash the pig off m…”

“No, sir. I won’t complain. Except when I move it sharp and sudden, my arm is re…”

“Aren't you a Republican? Just about everyone is in the whole town of Learning."…”

“Papa, ain’t it a caution that we can only eat two legs off a frog, ’stead of fo…”