Oh, Shit list

“I looked up to find a slim blond figure standing in the doorway to the kitchen.…”

“I moved to assist, but never got the chance. there was some pretty violent bang…”

“Not if we kill them—” I began, only to cut off when a sudden rushing noise fill…”

“You know, I was gutting this loser the other day, and I thought, It’d be more f…”