Oh,Angus, where's the beef?

“I can’t date a man who has survived for centuries by biting women and sucking t…”

“You have to let her know you’re in charge!”“I thought I was!” Typical female. T…”

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited…”

“Shanna planted her hands on her hips."Getting drunk is not going to solve your …”