On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.

“I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, b…”

“A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if thos…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”