On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.


“I like when wind works. But in this depression, does anything work? If it’s not…”

“Nobody’s going to notice what’s not there, unless something was there and now i…”

“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it…”

“I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.”