On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora.


“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds…”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole pe…”

“Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.”