On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.

“A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, …”

“I’d understand if at your front door you want me to take off my shoes, but I wo…”

“It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”