On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”

“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% o…”