Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my…”

“I can’t do a round off, but I can round off to the nearest back handspring.”

“I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.”

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. …”