One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle one.

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“He was a pleasant fellow, saying please and thank you as he pounded me in the f…”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the las…”