One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”

“I could have murdered a man today, but by not doing so I saved his life, and th…”

“I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, Januar…”