One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, where I “invest” my money.

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spe…”

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”