One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”

“I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must hav…”

“A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingre…”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”