One of my seminars is “Leadership in the 20th century: How being a century behind still puts you ahead of all your competition still living in the 19th century.

“It has always been a fantasy of mine to drive a bulldozer. If I had a bulldozer…”

“While all men want to be free, some want to be free to think what they want, an…”

“I like when wind works. But in this depression, does anything work? If it’s not…”

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”