One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it can get up to 40 yards in the air if you lob it just right.

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”

“The house is a normal-sized house, but once you step foot in the door, you are …”

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”