One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in eve…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was tra…”