One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.


“I can read people like an open book, especially if their named Braille, and I’m…”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”

“I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be …”