Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

“He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.”

“پیشنهادهای غریببرای سفردرس های رقصی استاز جانب خداوند”

“Keeping big secrets, particularly secrets about things of one's own doing, is a…”

“I thought this was trash.Of course it’s trash! says Bokonon.”