Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”

“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …”

“Like ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!”

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”