Orafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you agree, “ he said.

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“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the r…”

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh…”