Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake.

“That man is such a damn turd monkey.""Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I ju…”

“I'd sacrificed true love and a popped cherry to the god of deception and hormon…”

“It's not just a sunset; it's a moonrise too.”

“You know how it feels right before a tornado hits? I mean when the sky's still …”