Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right.

“And yes,Percy,of course they are now in our United States. Look at your symbol,…”

“Back in Khufu's day I knew a magician who parted the Nile just so he could clim…”

“Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible so…”

“The weight of the sky dropped onto Atlas's back, almost smashing him flat until…”