Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.

“A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.
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“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then …”

“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.”

“I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.”