Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t…”

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”