Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager."

"Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.

“The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are si…”

“You're just not a soldier. You're a...you're a nerd. I mean, even the way you w…”

“Ahhhhhhhggg. Oh sweet Lord Jesus, my hand." He attempted to make a fist and win…”

“By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!”