Patrick explained that your father is absent. What about your mother, dear?"
Mother? Oh, she's in a dusty motel in California right now, cooling herself with a cold Schlitz in her cleavage.

“Mrs. Rimas cried at the mention of the wafer and the traditional Christmas bles…”

“Charlie Marlowe never wrote horror, but somehow horror was writing Charlie Marl…”

“You like me, Josie Moraine. You just don't know it yet.”

“I've got a business to run. Elmo's bringing over a new bed frame. Dora broke he…”