Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!

“Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno…”

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk…”

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dea…”

“Silence! I kill you!”