Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dea…”

“PENUT:and when you really think about its jef-f-f Dunham JEFF: F-FPENUT:your us…”

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let …”

“Jeff: Are you married?Bubba J.: Yep.Jeff: Your wife pretty?Bubba J.: Ye... no!J…”