Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return to SA-NA-TA-ANA!' And now we're here! Thank you for bringing me!

“So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been gett…”

“PENUT:and when you really think about its jef-f-f Dunham JEFF: F-FPENUT:your us…”

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?Peanut: Yes we had a great day…”

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let …”