People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”

“As we were walking home the other night, Orafoura turned to me and said, “Were …”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”