People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just goes with the territory. Romance, it’s all in the gloves.

“I want to invent a drug to help people get off drugs.”

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”

“An award winner recommended and commended someone’s work, and that someone late…”