People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks, people are only people. (Though some people can easily be mistaken for animals—namely politicians.)


“I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I fe…”

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”