People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a kiss combined. It’s like lust overload.

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“A brick could be used to prop open the door to my heart. But you might not want…”

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“Everybody knows love is a universal language, but not many people know it only …”