People, generally, suck.

“Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.”

“Joshua and I tried to engage Joy in conversation several times during the journ…”

“At the pet store he picked out two painted turtles, each about as big around as…”

“Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that…”