People talk of the “whispering wind.” But what are these secrets of the breeze? I don’t know, but I don't want a gossip to stand downwind of me.

“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”

“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemplo…”

“If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that…”

“The spirit is tied to the brain—for the brain makes us who we are. So if our sp…”