People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

“When you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket.…”

“When somebody tells me they’ve had a bad day, I always respond in a somber voic…”

“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas some…”