People who are wealthy and good looking don’t know the joy of working to conquer a woman. In the bedroom I can be Bonaparte on the battlefield.

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses th…”

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”

“Leave your village, and conquer yourself before you conquer the world. That’s w…”

“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those…”