People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I l…”

“The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. …”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”

“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I ma…”