Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

“Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a la…”

“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you kno…”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”

“Macho does not prove mucho.”