Personally, I’ve been here since 1982, and I’d say it’s about time for breakfast.

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what…”

“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”

“If Twinkies grew on trees, as nature intended, then I would like to irrigate yo…”

“I want to move to Hollywood and audition for parts just so I can say, “I’m not …”