Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big snuggle, with a side of scrambled eggs.

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“As she stood in the corner, I thought her elbow was her nipple. That’s just the…”

“I decided to write this piece because my internal critic told me to write it. A…”

“When I have children I want an even number of boys and girls, and that’s why I …”