Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which can be converted into capes.

“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“He seemed to swallow the lie I fed him. I hope he’s not still hungry. If he is,…”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”

“A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like …”