Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.

“If I were the King’s official mapmaker, I’d also be the second largest landhold…”

“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called …”

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the me…”

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”