Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze through.

“I’ve always wanted to make love to a triangle, but I’m always two angles short.…”

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”