Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”

“If love had an exact location, it would be the spot where silence meets noise. …”

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

“Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steami…”