Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.

“Holly's forgiven you?" "Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it wh…”

“She'd never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the …”

“Bashful? She and her friends made Girls Gone Wild look like a quilting circle.”

“You asked me how old I am. I was born roughly nine centuries ago. I’ve lived fo…”