Please, Sir, make it hurt.

“You are a sadist,” she pouts at me. I laugh at her. “Yes, I am. In more ways th…”

“I barely duck out of the way of an empty coffee mug flying dangerously close to…”

“…the way she reacts to me and how she doesn’t put up with my bullshit. That sla…”

“I've fucked you, licked you, bound you, flogged you, and spanked you. Jesus, Li…”