Please, Sir, make it hurt.

“What is it about Paris that I just can’t keep my hands off of you?” I ask him i…”

“...it's just so...big. Like hard on in 3D.”

“You already made your point,” I say with a mouthful of fruit. “Did I?”“Oh, for …”

“She's belonged to me her whole life, but I only got my hands on her five months…”