Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say tha…”

“The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could lo…”

“I wish I could sculpt my shadow into my night clone, and it could be out earnin…”

“I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is …”